Aku dapat e-mail nie dari seseorang... kekadang betul juga katanya itu. Korang baca dan menilailah dengan sendiri yer.
pls read, whenever have d time. ada yg klakar, ada yg kene batang idung..n byk yg buat terpk byk kali... r v like that??? hope not 100% lah kan.but, mostly akan terkena jugak.. tak tau sapa yg tulis, tapi apa yg dia ckptu betul sgt... terer bangat!!!
01. You MALAY call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and too 'BODOH' torealize it's an offensive word.
02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth.
03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-minor", "lagu-lagu rindu"and "wayang hindustani".
04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli YangMaha Mulia,Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and lastsometime least...."rakyat jelata" sekalian......."terlebih dahulusaya ingin membuka majlis denganasalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu......"
05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drugabuse.
06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can afford.
07. Youlike to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appealpassing by.
08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).
09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.
12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass (loudmouths).
13. You can't stand it and always keep on staring at someone who arebetter dressing / looking rather than your back-dated looks.
14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
15. You feel it's not right to eat first before everybody gets theirmeal (while your meal is getting cold).
16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs anddukuns).
18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and youalways force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling theirlame jokes.
19. You always try to take advantage on other people work..
20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe.
22. You always pick on juniors.
23. You don't care if everyone in your class/office know for thefact that you are lazy.
24. You are very protective on your seniority.
25. You are quite a slow thinker.
26. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather than buy it, buthardly return it back.
27. You also always use other's property without asking permission.
28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays.
29. You always waste your time in the public phone talkingabout "janji-janji manis", "omong- omong kosong", "aku hidup dalamblues", "Hindi superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are directquotes...)
30. Malay most popular ambition... * to the public = "ingin menjadiseorang insan yang berguna" * in reality = to be a clerk, despatch,factory worker
31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja andVariasari.
33. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia.
34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod theirhead (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, butjust simply to act that they understand in a serious manner.35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA"and "MALU-MALU KUCING" are..... * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.
36. Malay got less friend from other races because... * Malay aretoo proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malayalso ignore that other etnic groups and foreign people are willingto learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in otherlanguage. (so now you know why this email is written in ENGLISH)
37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and don't forget to take abath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay".
38. An example of a Malay with good grades =STRAIGHT C-MINUS
39. A Malay boss are known as intimidating his staff Sexualharrasing & Blackmailing Welcome more family member and friends tojoin the company Corruption * Always bring company's item home forpersonel use.
40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feelsthreaten with the minority Christian in the country.
41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but alwaysended get fuck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended you,but it was a promise)
42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.
43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.
44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.
45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.
46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse andwash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in thepublic toilet.
47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipeass because they love to touch their shit with their hand.
48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay foodnot because of the spices but because the food was process by theirass-wiping-hand.
49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant / food court / warungto wipe customer's mouth and hand.
50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear..... * a long, torn jeans, * a T-shirt * a pair of loafers
51. Malays can't live without rice and chilli.
52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food insidethe hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to savecost.
53. Malay knows their favourite fast food......KENTUCKY FRIEDCHICKEN hot and spicy.
54. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the mannerof eating rice with hand "one hand lean on the table, slouching headto the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to entermouth".
55. Malay toilet always smells like "petai".
56. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower butthey themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)
57. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.
58. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.
59. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like Jeans, afake Ray-ban.
60. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an oldfashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and a discount salesMark and Spencer.
61. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor".
62. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion as a guide orchallenge.
63. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just becausetheir are Islam and not because their are a serial killers.
64. Malay favourite living concept = BIAR PERUT KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAHCANTIK MACAM ISTANA.
65. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK.
66. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.
67. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working orstudying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.
68. Dont have money but always want to action - buying cars likeWaja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can onlyafford a KAPCAI.
69. Parents very rich but still go overseas using govenmentscholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.
70. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this.
P/S : Forwardlah email ini pada bangsa Melayu yang lain untukkesedaran !! Panas hati aku baca e-mail nih. Merah jer bijik matarasa cam nak terbakar. Tapi.... kena terima dengan terbuka ler. Ada yangbetoi... ada yang musibat. Kalau tak nak bangsa lainmemperlekehkan kita lagi.... sama-samalah kita improve. Padam muka ngan bangsa MELAYU. Bangsa lain yang menilai bangsa kita. Bangsa Melayu masih juga tak sedar-sedar lagi. Malu siot!!!. Tapi, ada juga betulnya tak kira bangsa apa semuanya sama. Bangsa dia dapat menilai keburukan bangsa lain tapi tak dapat menilai keburukan bangsanya sendiri.
p/s: no komen, harap dapat ambik iktibar